Category Archives: Company Letters

Greetings and Salutations, Here ye, Here ye. On this, the 17th day of July in the year two thousand and eleven, I hereby demand to hold court with the Burger King. The request herein I dare say be not a … Continue reading →

My Darling Claritin, Long have I put off writing this letter. Why it’s been postponed so I do not know and can only speculate. Perhaps it was fear. An unacknowledged fear that its contents might provoke a violent reaction from … Continue reading →

Dear Mr. Beach,            I am unsure as to whether I addressed you correctly. I’m assuming that Hamilton is your first name and Beach your surname but I could be mistaken. I guess it is possible that the company is … Continue reading →

My Dear Person That Reads This, May I have your attention please. Attention please. I can deal with this trouble friend with a wave of my hand. This very hand. Please excuse me if you will, I’m Professor Harold Hill. … Continue reading →

Hello, First of all let me say that I am brand new to the City of Greenwood. I moved here from Philadelphia, PA about 6 week ago. Overall, I have been very impressed with your city. The people have been … Continue reading →

March 30, 2005 Dearest Bissell, I’m writing to thank you for quite possibly saving my life and/or the life of someone else in my house. I’ll explain how this happened, but first the story needs some setup. I recently moved … Continue reading →

Dear People of the self proclaimed America’s Most Convenient Bank, How are things going? Assuming you are wondering the same for me… I’ve been doing well. I’m working another summer at a camp where I do the website and end-of-summer … Continue reading →

Dear Miracle Workers, I work in a retail store. If you’ve ever worked retail you get a headache that not only occurs in the head, but spreads to the back of the head and crawls down the the neck. The … Continue reading →

Dear Centrum Central,             I write to you now with both compliment and complaint. Do you want the bad news or the good news first? I’ll assume you chose the good news so this letter can continue. I am a … Continue reading →

Dear Mr or Mrs. Nike, Hello. The other day I purchased a new pair of sneakers. I tend to have a sneakers for quite a long time. Even after I buy a new pair, the old pair still remains around … Continue reading →

Hello Mr. and Mrs. Loreal, I’m writing to you in reference to one of your product lines- the Loreal-Paris Hydra Vive collection to be exact. Throughout my life, my household has gone through many a Shampoo… Suave, Flex and White … Continue reading →

Dear Holiday Hair,             I have wanted to write you for some time now. It was only until I was sitting here running my fingers through the air on the back of my head, that I remembered. I also remembered … Continue reading →

Dear Twix Makers,         Let me begin my letter by stating the motive which stands behind it. I’m afraid that I am to be the bearer of bad tidings. You see, I have found a problem with the Twix Cookie Bar … Continue reading →

Dear Makers of Pepsi, First and foremost I would like to ask you for your forgiveness for I am writing with a complaint. I feel so ashamed in doing so. Pepsi has been so good to me over the many, … Continue reading →